hey.

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 
tea ask!
earl grey: how do you take your tea?
lady grey: favorite outfit?
irish breakfast: what country do you want to visit?
chamomile: comfort movie?
peppermint: what's your favorite holiday and why?
milk: do you have any allergies?
sugar: tell me about your first crush
honey: type out the last text you sent
green tea: where do you feel most at peace?
bubble tea: what ride would you pick at an amusement park?
mug: when/where do you normally drink tea?
chai: what do you order at starbucks?
oolong: what are you hoping to be doing in ten years?
herbal: post a selfie
coffee: surprise coffee ask! how do you take your coffee?

jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

justplainsomething:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

P!nk talking about Stupid Girls [2/2]

Don’t play dumb, even if they want you to.

Props to her for pointing out problematic behavior without putting down the women in general.

carbon2:

bassfanimation:

comedownstairsandsayhello:

frecklesandink:

momamiaaa:

Jellyfish Lake in Palau. Apparently the jellies have lost their ability to sting because of lack of predators in the lake and you can swim with them!

BUCKET LIST.

WAIT BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE COOLEST PART: These jellyfish carry small populations of algae inside their bodies and derive much of their nutrition from the sugars that the algae produce. The jellyfish follow the sun across the lake each day and rotate continuously, so that the algae are always getting maximum sunlight exposure for photosynthesis. Then at night they dive to deeper parts of the lake so the algae can absorb nitrogen. It’s one of the best examples of endosymbiosis in action and it’s KICKASS.

FLOATY FRIEND CABBAGES


SCIENCE
Pretty proud of this pic tbh
a-dive-in-hot-fuss → 39:Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.

I wish I had known how to garden earlier. I still do not know how to garden. Anytime would be good. 

I wish I had known earlier that I should never take out my excess living costs unless I really need them because I just spent the money on crap.

I wish that I knew all of the things that I will regret not knowing in the future. 

I wish I had known YOUR DICK EARLIER jk I don’t know it and I am a-ok with this. 

This was a hard one because like, I could say “oh I wish I had known to be careful because one time I crashed my car” but that’s lame ya feel?

shedresseskindaprochoice → TALK ABOUT YOUR BEST AND WORST BIRTHDAYS AND IF IM NOT INVOLVED IN YOUR BEST THEN TBH WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS

Omg I am so bad at remembering birthdays for reals!! 
Um.

Like all the high school ones were rad of course! I always had awesome days and maybe I had parties but I get them confused with house sitting ones…? ;) I DO remember getting 16 gifts on my 16th so that was pretty epic! Chur bro <3

I can’t think of a bad birthday, only bad stuff that happens on bdays which makes you sad/annoyed for a while and then you get over it.
So instead I shall mention other memorable bday events - my princesses or pirates themed 5th bday. my day before the EQ bday. my O-week bday. I remember going to a chocolate dessert place for a 8/9th? yarp.

Anonymous → 2:Talk about your first kiss.

Hahahahahah ROBERT YOU NINNY.

Ok so it was magical and amazing and then people came and laughed at us. It was all my 13 year old heart could desire.

Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me
1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

tastefullyoffensive:

Men With Fabulous Flower Beards [boredpanda]

Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

lordeddardstark:

what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way